In between the uphill battle to look good, feel good and be good, life has become one
constant pain in the arse. How I have only just come to realise this I don’t know.
Probably because I’ve been so blinded by the goal and so mesmerised by the rewards
that I forgot to check the race that I was in. Considering that of 22 years of age I have
remarkably (so far) avoided the rat race, how I could so willingly enter the trivial
pursuit of beauty with my genetic makeup and embarrising lack of concentration is as
bewildering as the race itself.

So this zine is a dedication to the pursuit of beauty.
May it one day become a dead end backstreet to the more important things in life*.

*which we will also cover.